Sunday, 6 June 2010

World Cup betting fever

Betting fever, alongside England's knife edge month ahead, is as hot as ever before. The online betting options are virtually unlimited and the sites in question simplify the transaction so much that people have bet on an impulse 10 minutes before they have computed the odds or considered their financial ability to pay for it. The days of reaching into one's pocket for whatever change is there are gone in a click.

For good or bad (statistically speaking, mostly bad) the casual punter has a wealth of choices at his fingertips. These are my criteria for a good bet. Having scoured billhill's site, and with a recommendation to try oddschecker, the best bets are those that have the following ingredients.
Longevity - a bet that lasts throughout all or a part of the tournament and which can change in your favour at any time. Good examples are an accumulator to pick all 8 group winners. Take all the favourites to top their Group, and find total odds of around 30/1. Replace England with USA and Argentina with Nigeria and the odds jump to around 500/1. Not a bad bet at all to keep your interest throughout the group stage.
Keep the interest - when England go out to Australia in Round 2, keep your eyes on the tournament with a range of bets on other outcomes. Examples include golden boot, Total number of red cards, (number of italians wearing headbands) and no score draws involving North Korea.
Support another team - place a small tipple on several outsiders to creep into the quarter finals. South Korea. Australia, Switzerland, Ivory Coast, Uruguay, Honduras. Keep an eye on their results, while preparing vitriole for the returning England team.
I like the accumulator the most. There's plenty of scope for placing a number of permutations, with high reward.
Finally, my outside bet. Portugal for the final. Ronaldo will be hard to handle, and their players are, to a man, adept at persuading referees to judge in their favour. Watch out for some super free kicks and some olympic standard diving.

Human Resources and the World Cup

World Cup fever is close to crippling the country of England. 32 other nations are also tensing up tighter than a David Batty penalty routine. Staff memos have gone out weeks in advance, in some futile attempt by bosses (to appear considerate and) to assuage the fever and its likely affect on staff performance. The World Cup threatens productivity regardless of how the results turn out. Come what may, the general reaction is likely to be one of inebriation and sickness, win or lose.

The canny HR officer will embark on a series of damage limitation exercises, accounting for every instance before, during and after important matches. For most, these will involve England matches, and the memos will ambiguously combine harsh threats with soft words of sympathy. What HR needs to do is to write off the behaviour of the humans that are their main resource and for once see them as human beings and not commodities, numbers, statistics or operatives.
If the World Cup is to be the galvanising force for the people of England, thrusting forth a burst of national energy and enthusiasm, lust for life and refreshed vigour for the tasks in front of them, so craved by HR people, then showing solidarity would be the most effective action in the month ahead. People will do what they need to do, and pick up the pieces later. Just please please please, if England lose on penalties, with 2 men sent off for violent conduct, give some spare ground to those worst hit by both the result and the self-administered liver poisoning.
They will be back to work in good time, rest assured. Bitter and depressed, but back at work.

Saturday, 5 June 2010

The class of David Gower

"Gower might have been more at home in the 1920s or 1930s, cracking a dashing hundred for MCC, the darling of the crowds, before speeding away in a Bugatti and cravat for a night on the town". Scyld Berry on Gower, The Observer, 1984

One of the most entertaining 'biographies' I have read is the Wikipedia account of David Gower's international career. Perhaps the most enjoyable aspect is the infuriation he generated amongst the press and the ex-players of the period. In case anyone thinks this is a new phenomenon, those who chose to critique Gower, proved that it is no novelty to jump upon the genius of the day by selecting the worst few seconds of his career and blowing them up into crimes against humanity if only to "bring the culprit down a peg or two".
Gower scored a test average of 44 over 14 years, at a time when Test cricket was dominated by the silky, whispering horror of the West Indies bowling attack, plus Australia's full throttle pace attack of Thompson and Lilley, and with little more protection than improvised ceramics and polystyrene borrowed from sports ranging from horse riding to ice hockey.
His average was high quality alone, but it was his style of play that was so widely admired. If Holding delivered the leather ball, at breakneck speed, without a whisper or a grunt, it was Gower who thread pure silk with the bat.
If Lamb and Botham provided the grunt, Gower brought the satisfying sigh.
"Gower was a "most graceful" left hand batsman and had a reputation for being aloof. His languid style was often misinterpreted as indifference and a lack of seriousness....] Wisden described him as "fluffy-haired, ethereal-looking" who played "beautifully, until the moment he made a mistake. Sometimes, the mistake was put off long enough for him to play an innings of unforgettable brilliance." Gower, a left-handed batsmen, played with a dominant top hand, and a "liquid, graceful" style..."
"...magnificent outfielder who took amazing catches and threw with accuracy and power to run out the blasé batsman." Ambidextrous in the field and when bowling, Gower also plays both golf and hockey, writes and kicks right-handed"
The passage of time has served to highlight the contrast in epochs of professional sport. Divided simply into the eras before and after Sky Sports started in earnest. Prior to dawn-to-dusk coverage, professional sport, even at the top class, international level, remained a culture more akin to the school or club house, only a slightly higher standard. In Gower's case, the international cricket scene allowed a certain freedom of social and hedonistic flexibility to which modern sportsmen are no longer privileged to enjoy.
"...during the 1991 Ashes Tour in Australia, England were playing a warm up match in Queensland when Gower together with batsman John Morris, chose to go for a joy-ride in two Tiger Moth biplane without telling the England team management.".

As it turned out, Gower was the highest scoring batsmen in each of the first 3 innings of the Ashes series that year.
"..rumours that Gower lacked serious commitment gained currency in 1989 when, as England captain he walked out of a press conference claiming he had tickets for the theatre."

It would be enough to eulogise over the genius of Gower as batsman alone. Perhaps more striking is the comparison of lifestyles of 80s genius like Gower and others, compared to today's sterilised, over paid, over coached, over egotistical, over priced, androgynous, clone like, character free, sporting world.
For a hint at what is missing from sport these days, look no further than studying the career of David Gower, pure sporting genius.

Thursday, 3 June 2010